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August 22, 2012 4:34 pm
Yeah bro woooo everything everyone does is always okay radical expression maaan
August 22, 2012 4:23 pm
Awesome Jay! Thx 4 posting! Working on getting the word out!
August 22, 2012 7:58 am
Hey everyone! I have 2 tickets for Burning Man 2012 for sale. Unfortunately, they are NOT free… I paid over $400 each for them and I am now selling below cost. I’m asking $320 per tic (that’s $80 less than what I paid).
If you are interested please respond to this comment. I paid for both tickets for me and my girlfriend, but things didn’t work out between us, so now I must sell in order to recoup my losses. PLEASE, PLEEEEAAAASE help me help you have a great Burrrrn! Thanks in advance, -J
August 27, 2012 7:31 pm
Do you still have the tickets?
September 17, 2012 6:50 am
hi. do u still have the tickets.
August 14, 2012 5:14 pm
Crying Angeles….your the best!
August 22, 2012 4:35 pm
I bet they got a ticket, and so did you! Assholes.
August 14, 2012 3:35 am
i thought you were giving away lots of tickets?
August 14, 2012 4:09 am
Yeah, where are the tickets?
August 14, 2012 4:11 am
Have a feeling there’s going to be a bunch of unhappy folks visiting the kostume kult….
August 14, 2012 6:13 am
Yeah!
All the mad at Bernie people that are at Burning Man that didn’t get tickets are going to go to Kostume Kult and,…… wait, oh. I guess they will have gotten tickets, huh? So they will go to Kostume Kult and get Free Costumes!? Damn. Hmmmm, Well. I’m sure that their just going to be at Burning Man and be MAD! Crap, that doesn’t work either…… Well, I’m still MAD as Hell that out of all of the 10′s of thousands of tickets you gave away, I didn’t get one!
I mean, you are a real person Bernie, I put all of my hopes and dreams of getting to Burning Man in YOU and now You’ve let me down!
Now I’ll have to go and place my life plans on the powerball drawing this weekend. That will come through and at least I can count on that. Then I’ll buy burning man! Jerk!
I bet you must have wasted like 20 tickets in that stupid infomercial stunt you did. That leave 9,980 tickets at least! What Happen to those?
I mean it’s totally possible that you had 10,000 or more, I know, I did the math, man.
Evv has it right in his comment down there.
Your praying on my desperate soul, You made me buy, er…. shit!
Well, you sent me an advertisement that,… oh. nope, I searched you out.
Ok, so I didn’t have to do anything to possibly maybe win a mostly absolutely free ticket, but those words are SO full of reassurance.
I can’t believe that you didn’t pick me and that you actually gave a real ticket to a complete stranger!
I can’t believe that I ever laughed at your videos!
I can’t believe that I saw the word FREE on a website and it wasn’t true!
I can’t believe that the Internet LIED to me!!!!
It doesn’t matter, because Burning Man won’t go on without me!
It’s gonna be Hot, and Dusty, and there’s gonna be too many newbies, and all the Sound Camps will be in the wrong spots, and the DJ’s are gonna suck AND it’s gonna take you 6 hours+ to leave!!!!!!! When I go next year it won’t be like that at all and I’ll be better for not going this year!
You know what, I’m not going to even give you the satisfaction of knowing all of this. I don’t even need to waste my time leaving this negative comment, because I’m better than you and ….. shit,….. I’ve already typed it I guess.
DAMN YOU BERNIE!!!!!!!
…. so, same contest next year?
August 14, 2012 4:48 pm
hahaha thank you!
August 22, 2012 4:43 pm
Oh, and just because of you, I’ve instructed my friends who are going to pay a “special visit” to Kostume Kult. Thanks for the motivation!
August 22, 2012 5:12 pm
HAHAHA, who are you talking to man, and why are you so mad?
So, you have “Henchmen” that got burningman tickets that will do your bidding, but you yourself couldn’t get one?
hahahaha
You do realize how foolish you are making yourself out to be right?
There are sooooo many tickets out there for sale right now way below face value, there’s even a guy on here trying sale his. Why don’t you just get a ticket?
Stop being mad at yourself, bro.
It makes you look small.
August 13, 2012 12:42 am
OMG!!! OMG!!!! I posted earlier today and THEN I just saw the VIDEO!!!
****
I AM A WINNER!!!
****
BERNIE – you are seriously the best! I had to watch three times after my friend sent me the video. I am so so so so so excited! MY FOMO is overflowing!
You and me Bernie!
Thank you so much. Seriously.
woo-hoo! better than a $2 scratch ticket!
August 12, 2012 4:03 pm
HEY! Don’t be a hater! Bernie is on the UpandUP~ Just hold your horses and see who wins.
Why do YOU have to be a %#%$#
August 12, 2012 3:26 pm
you’re a stupid asshole who preys on the hopes of the desperate
August 5, 2012 10:30 pm
Thank You for doing this. Good Luck to us all!
)’(
August 7, 2012 8:17 am
My Boyfriend had a hard time getting his ticket and he’s part of an established camp. I’ve never been, but was hoping to experience it with him. Thank you for the opportunity, and all the best to you and yours.
Kittenoodle Soup
August 5, 2012 2:38 pm
I wanna burn before I die!!!!!!!!!
August 5, 2012 1:14 am
Our fellow Burner Mean Gene died and went to heaven June 4, 2012… just hours before he left this world he asked me to do everything in my power to get his wife Vicky and his ashes out to the Temple.
I felt like I won the lottery when I got my ticket, Now Vicky needs a ticket.
In dust we trust )*(
~Spacey Stacey
August 5, 2012 12:00 am
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile! Thank you!
August 4, 2012 11:49 pm
Winning a free ticket would be fantastic because I’d be volunteering at media me a or the cafe and I would love It. No…seriously…I’d love LOVE it.
August 1, 2012 1:56 am
Hey if you got a pair if extra tickets, I would love to surprise my boyfriend. He.works hard and.both.our birthdays are in Sept.!!
August 22, 2012 8:00 am
Hey there, If you haven’t got tickets yet I have a pair and am asking $640 for the two of them (I paid over $400 each). Please respond if interested. Cheers, -J
July 28, 2012 9:40 pm
Here’shoping I get Lucky!
July 28, 2012 7:48 pm
I have not been to BM since 2001 my girlfriend at the time was driving with friends to meet me there she was killed when there car flipped cause the driver fell asleep, so I have finally got the feeling again to go home again to get closure and let the emotions of sad spill into happy emotions. The David Best Temple will mean alot to me if I get to see it…Hope to go
July 28, 2012 7:26 pm
Thanks for the opportunity to win a ticket!!! I hope this isn’t a joke! lol
July 28, 2012 5:51 pm
I will be volunteering this year at center camp (cafe) and lamplighters. Didn’t realize purchasing a ticket would be so challenging this year (it came as a surprise for many, obviously.) Planned the volunteering somewhat of a while ago, now, arr, no ticket!! I am excited to give back to this amazing community by volunteering for my second year, with arms wide open
I’m truly excited to reunite with the magical ambiance that is Burning Man!!! I (along with my husband.. a burner of 7 years) are still in need of tickets (he will be volunteering also.) I need to make it this year, as the urge to volunteer has been something I’ve wanted to do since I departed my first burn. I made a huge batch of yummo home made almond meal, cranberry and banana muffins my first year, which I am planning to do again this year.
Cheers!
July 28, 2012 4:38 pm
Beg beg, beg beg beg.
Once more, following the link, following the instructions.
Reading all the input form those who believe that begging is the accepted alternative to following instructions.
July 24, 2012 9:00 am
Never been to Burning Man before….Need this soooooooooooo badly in my life right now……..the universe has been sending me this…it’s a religious experience I have been too many years without.
July 22, 2012 6:54 pm
Hello all my dusty brothers and sisters!
This has been such a crazy year. My boyfriend and I are graduating from Le Cordon Bleu college of Culinary Arts next month and I am turning 30 on the third. We have been living on grants and haven’t had the money to even consider attending the burn as an option.
We have entered the contest for free tickets and hoped for the universe to do its magic for us. We are expecting to receiving our scholarship money any day now. If any of you or somebody you know has tickets for a reasonable price I would be interested in surprising my man with tickets. He has never been and since its been a big topic for me the whole time we have been together this would be the most amazing experience for us to share together. We are planning to one day get married on the Playa, and this could be the time for us to actually do it!
Please email me if anybody has any tickets that are $300 or less for each. I know that is really cheap and there are people willing to pay much more, but like I said We are students and literally living off of grants and scholarships.
My name is Erin and I can be reached through email at e.shepherd3@my.sacramento.chefs.edu
Hope to see you again in the dusty wasteland we call home.
July 18, 2012 1:52 am
Oh man, I have been trying to go to burningman since 2010!! I really wish I could go this year. I even ducktaped my busted up moon boots hoping that maybe I’ll get to go this year. I’ve had so many instances where my valuable possessions and money were either stolen, lost, or damaged in the past 3 years; when I think about it, it makes me just want to cry, and scream, and then cry some more. I am living with my parents because I no longer wanted to work for a corporation that was REALLY destroying the planet. Something inside me has awakened and I feel a strong desire to surround myself with likeminded/openminded people. Going to Burning Man would be like a dream come true, I feel as if I would finally be at peace, able to relax, have fun, and forget about the ‘real’ world. Whenever I get down, I imagine all I’d need do is just close my eyes and reminisce on my days spent in the playa. I live in Vegas, sometimes I feel so close, and yet, so far away… Here’s dreaming
P.S. The Shop looks awesome Bernie (burny? is that a play on words?). I want to check it out!
July 13, 2012 6:02 pm
what is this all about?
I am trying to get tix for me and my daughter
July 5, 2012 8:10 pm
Bernie! What an awesome idea! I’ve lived in Reno almost my whole life and would look at the crazy cars in town as a young kid and think they were so funny! As a 20 year old I ended up going for my first time and wowwwwwww I haven’t been the same since. The unconditional love that I received from complete strangers mixed with the playfulness and joy is perfection! I have gone every year since my first year and didn’t get a ticket in the lotto
((( major bummer! Hoping Bernie might be able to help me out! <3
July 8, 2012 7:04 pm
Another way to get a ticket this year:
$10 for a shot & all proceeds go to the NYC CORE project: http://brcnyc.com/raffle.html #brc2012 #burningman
July 4, 2012 12:09 am
Hey there my name is john joe,jay for short and have been to burningman twice(2010/11)and have to say was the best times of my life ever(not had a child yet!)by far!talked to God a couple of times and a few Angels interesting conversations.didnt think there was a hope of getting a ticket this year(until I saw this)made the trip all the way from Ireland,first time done the whole roadtrip thing ie wellplanned(r.v etc)2nd yr found out 2wks before I got a ticket of a brilliant guy I met the first yr(thanks man:-) )bought a tent in walmart and gave it away on the last day not opened!what a place.heaven on earth I like to say.fair play for doing this and whoever wins the tickets it will change u the person you are forever!much love burners <3 peace
June 29, 2012 8:04 pm
The worst part is i have three gorgeous friends who want to go to go to burningman, i have my own ticket and bought one for one friend, but i am not rich, i can not afford three more tickets, i wish i could then i would bring everyone……well pretty girls at least lol. If I could get any ticket for them, i would be super appreciative. Thanx for any help you can afford me.
June 27, 2012 5:14 am
Bernie, Bernie, plz be for realz. It never seemed fair to me — being a starving artist (whatevs). How do these folks get the money? — not just for the tickets but the gear, the shelter, “you need a bike”, hauling their art….and everything else! It always seemed so inaccessible for me. I realized that I had to put my mind where I want to be! I want to MANIFEST this year. I hope you will help. bless, bless.
June 22, 2012 2:02 am
Eyyyyy Bernie! Good job on this whole ticket shebang, I hope ya can manage to rustle up some good people to wander about in the dust for a week! Now if ya ask me how to decide who gets ‘em, I’d put everyone’s names in a hat, and wear that hat.
June 21, 2012 1:49 am
I`d like to share a good video with burners! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvsvQLB4SqE&feature=plcp
June 20, 2012 12:05 am
My inner hippie is crying to go, I just cannot acquire tickets. damn the man, good for you Bernie, here’s to hoping!!!
June 2, 2012 3:27 am
Yay!! Theres Still hope in the world!!! <3
May 22, 2012 6:17 pm
Real or not, this is entertainment. Thanks!!
May 22, 2012 7:19 am
Please can i go home.
May 23, 2012 7:32 am
Walk on… That’s my plan
May 21, 2012 7:52 pm
So far, this is the ONLY good thing that has come out of the ticket mess. I laughed til I threw up a little. Tasted like playa! Thanks Bernie!
May 18, 2012 1:09 am
Bernie : Last year I overdosed on VIAGRA and sprained my wrists. I was helicoptered out and was put in the Reno hospital. I got a call from PEE WEE Herman and he said ” GOOD LUCK , I’M PULLING FOR YOU !!! “
May 26, 2012 8:50 pm
After searching half the playa for viagra, I finally found one only to discover that you need to be AROUSED for it to work! What does a man need to do to get a stiffy for few hours regardless of mental state?
oh yeah where’s my ticket?
May 13, 2012 10:16 pm
I was wondering if i could use foodstamps to buy a dubstep DJ? it doesn’t have to be a good one, just one that womps.
May 13, 2012 9:42 pm
straight smoking lsd hahahhaha
May 12, 2012 5:23 pm
you just had me laughing soo loud at the library!
great video!!!!!
i know plenty of people that didnt get tickets.. including my self…
Have a good one Barnie… maybe ill see ya out on the playa!!!
May 12, 2012 12:40 am
Thanks for the Entertainment. The LSD is always smokin’ round here! hope all that need tickets get them. See yall at the burn! I’m without a ticket, but still positive, its going to happen, i can feel it
May 9, 2012 5:52 pm
This is so rad!! I may have even pee’d a little from smiling so much upon fiinding this!!!
Hope this is for realz!! yayah!
May 8, 2012 6:55 pm
Bernie you tha man. I hope this is for cereal.
April 26, 2012 5:41 am
O i hope your for real!!! or im spending big money i dont have to go!
April 24, 2012 12:13 am
thanks for the luv Bernie !! <3 see you at the burn !
April 20, 2012 5:30 am
Bernie Fucking Mann!!!! I am still so stoked on you! I have been constantly contacted by ET’s on the astral expressing the importance of my attendance on their mass public arrival. This is their mostly completely real message to you… “You must see this droid safely delivered to Burning Man. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, O’Bernie-Mann Kenobi. You’re my only hope”
April 20, 2012 5:36 am
Seriously
April 17, 2012 5:46 am
Hello Sir! I applied for a low income ticket this year, and today got a notice that I was denied a low income ticket. I am very saddened by this, I have been trying to go to Burning Man for two years now but have not been able to afford it. I am trying everything to make it to Burning Man this year. I hope I’ll be lucky enough that you will help me out!
good luck to everyone else!!
March 2, 2012 8:46 pm
Oh.My.Gosh. Bernie! You need to help me!
pppPLease<3 Help me to BUUURN! B)
THis was supposed to be my first year ever attending burning man! I am meaning to bring a project of grand and visually stimulating yet OPERATIC performance! I will stop at nothing to get there this year but I could use your help
March 2, 2012 8:42 pm
I want to bear all of Bernie’s children! Arf!
February 29, 2012 1:21 pm
Thanks!! Fingers & toes crossed!!! Xxx
February 28, 2012 10:21 pm
you wonderful wonderful person. i commend you on your charity. i am so glad this exists though i will be refraining from entering as i already spent all my savings on tickets and i would hate to deprive someone even less able to afford them from experiencing burning man
February 27, 2012 3:25 am
3 Cheers for Crazy Bernie!!!
February 26, 2012 4:41 am
Thank you for your kindness this was my year have stayed back for the better of my baby for a few years… ALso let my man bring is amazing bus out to stoke all on the playa as I stayed home to breast feed my awesome son… Well now he will be 5 yrs and he’s all ready to go to grandmas… this has been arranged since last year… MY MATO is I DONT HAVE FUN I AM FUN… Its never failed me so I could go anywhere and have fun… I don’t know if it will see me through if I miss burning man this year…
Thankyou for the hope AND WE WILL BRING A MOVING PARTY BAND ON TOP OF OUR BUS (art vehicle) live music is what the man always needed..
February 25, 2012 5:26 pm
Bernie! I’ve been searching high and low for you you beast of a man! Ever since that night we snorted that afghani hash and you told me you can score LSD for us to smoke I haven’t stopped thinking about you!! And look at you know! Your own site and merchandise and everything! Impressive! What’s a girl gotta do in this day and age to get a date with a hunk like you?!
February 25, 2012 6:04 pm
Naughty girl, it’s quite simple to get a date with Bernie. So simple in fact that as a result of the high demand created by this website, I have assumed the role of Bernie’s royal taster and director of security and auditions. Meet me at the small, dank-smelling trailer that is parked on the southwest corner of Bernie’s back lot and, well, if you really have what it takes, I’ll bring you to the B man’s private office himself. Don’t forget your fishnets. Bernie really loves the fishnets.
February 26, 2012 9:54 pm
Foxxxxxxxxy baby! My glimmer of hope in the midst of all this chaos…!
As reliable as you sound, you’ll have to excuse my skeptesizm. I will only agree to meet at the trailer if Bernie okays it simply because I don’t want to get on his bad side…
February 27, 2012 3:03 pm
Look, Bernie wouldn’t have loaned me the keys to the padlock on the trailer if he didn’t approve.
February 25, 2012 6:11 am
Bernie,
You are the S**** brother!
February 24, 2012 9:19 pm
I don’t understand all the chatter about Burning Man selling out. Burning Man sold out a long time ago . . .
;^)
February 24, 2012 6:38 pm
I havent seen anything like this and got excited since Beetlejuices advert, and this one isnt fictional! Good luck to everyone; whoever gets a ticket needs to do it up for everyone that wont end up going ^.^
February 23, 2012 11:37 pm
the comments under this post are absolutely priceless. as is your video. marry me, at the temple. please?
February 23, 2012 8:29 pm
Bernie,
You just changed my day.
February 23, 2012 7:18 am
Hey Bernie . Yuh give us all insane hope that at last we too can be enlightened beings such as yourself. Here’s hoping we ‘ll see you on the playa with the other 50 grand groovy cats. LUV<LUV <LUV!
February 23, 2012 6:13 am
Lovin’ it a heck of a lot more than Mcd’s.
Remember when the DJ on WABC or WNEW would give the commercials:
SUUUUNNNNDDDDAY at Island Dragway, Lots of sound, Thunder runners and 500 Horsepower!!! Tickets only Ten dollars at the Gate.
BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
or maybe it was:
Money talks, nobody walks!
One hundred doillars and a job – you have a car.
That’s right, friends, nobody walks out of here – they all drive in a brand new used car straight from Route 3 Autosales, Paramus, New Jersey.
Go get ‘em, Bernie/
February 23, 2012 1:28 am
Hi Bernie, I’ve been wanting to come to Burning Man for years and decided this was the year. Unfortunately, after registering at the official website to purchase tickets in January I wasn’t chosen. I was told I could try for the next tier today but their site says it’s sold out. I hope you can help me and my friend out!
February 22, 2012 7:03 pm
I Fuckin Love you!
February 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Shecky! I’m looking for a tunnel boring machine. Got one that, um, “fell off a truck”???
February 23, 2012 2:30 am
Thanks for helping.
February 22, 2012 4:49 am
BERNIE!!
They told me in the joint you were a DEAD MAN! So glad to see you made it to that undisclosed location you were always yakkin’ about. WAY TO STICK IT TO THE MAN!!
Me? Yeah, I’m doin’ great TOO! But I could really use your help, ol’ Bernie ol’ Pal…I got me TOO MANY PLAYA BIKES and I can’t move ‘em for shit! YOU GOT THE TOUCH, BERNIE!! I know we can work something out. WIN-WIN, BABY!
Have your schmeil contact my schmeil, willya? Tell ya what, I’LL SPLIT WITH YOU 60/40…and I’LL HANDLE DELIVERY! You know I’m as good as my word, Bernie. Remember, I coulda cut your fuckin’ THROAT during that last riot, but instead I HAD YOUR BACK, BUDDY! Time to return that little favor, Bern. Help me out here, and I’ll make sure that Washoe County stays waaay off your trail….
Your pal, the Dead Meshugganah
February 22, 2012 10:33 am
LIsten! I never Thought you’d find me here Mashuggana, but damn straight I OWE YOU and you Know That Bernie Never Forgets!
Right Here In front of Everyone I’ll say That Tonight Is Yours and Yes, I will Wear that dress for you! GOOD? Feel Better FrEAk?
Now Listen, Damn Straight about that 60me/40you. You want me to house your F@#king dusty arse bikes again you got another angel coming! Tears Dripping Bitch! Bring An Umbella cause your going to think it’s raining. Take some WD40 to those vicious trikes of yours, cause my last customers broke a ankle mid Playa.
Now How Does That Look On ME??????
Get It?
SO,
I’ll move your F@#king name to the top of the F*#@ing “Mostly Anonymous Ticket Drawing or Of The Likes” I’m doing soon, BUT I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO KNOW THAT……….
DEAD MESHUGGANA MADE ME DO IT, and HE STOLE YOUR TICKET!
Good Luck Hiding From THAT, Grandma Lanyard!
And If you GOt No Plan Than The End is in Hand.
WhaaaaaaT?
Win Tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BM
February 22, 2012 1:38 pm
oh bernie you are so cute almost as cute as my last boyfriend georgie..but he’s gay…if you’re not gay. Good guys are so hard to find.. Can we meet for coffee? I Will wait for you at center camp 7 am sunday morning.
i’ll be the one wearing nothing but a dusty carnation.
February 22, 2012 4:30 am
Love this! <3
February 21, 2012 9:51 pm
Let’s make this year like Marine boot camp for virgins with a bit of hell week tossed in for fun ).(
February 24, 2012 6:54 am
What frat are you in, dude?!? Hope it’s Omega ’cause we all got tickets this year!! Brahs before hos
February 21, 2012 6:01 pm
I freakin’ love you crazy Bernie! I may not have a ticket this year, but I’m gonna buy a dubstep dj and a feathered hat from you anyway and keep them for next time. They don’t spoil right??
February 21, 2012 2:54 pm
You give me hope that virgins will fear coming into the city via the airport…
February 21, 2012 2:46 pm
You give me hope that I will be able to torment virgins at the airport gate this year after all.
February 21, 2012 5:45 pm
Yes, the virgins should beware… If we get back to the airport… We will make them do their dust angels face down!!!!!! Thanks, Bernie… What a hoot!!!
February 21, 2012 2:41 pm
LOVE YOU BERNIE! I’m all stocked up on el-wire, but I might just get some extra from you since I see you sell it.
February 21, 2012 2:19 pm
bernie – you free for a burn night or temple cryin’ date? Is there a sign up for that?
February 22, 2012 10:47 am
You Just Signed Up For That suzQ,….. and WON!
I’ll have red wine, a prime spot up front and,… my own Laser Pointer TO Spell Out Your Name On THE TEMPLE AS IT BURNS and a Jambox Playing a soundtrack “Actually ” suitable for what the temple burn and a slow romantic dance is all about and deserves. You, Me and Everyone Will LOVE it!
Win Tickets!!!!!!!!
BM
May 7, 2012 6:40 pm
LOL so much it hurts! thx a million! XOXOXO
Bernie says “You want me to house your F@#king dusty arse bikes again you got another angel coming! Tears Dripping Bitch! Bring An Umbella cause your going to think it’s raining.”
February 21, 2012 5:21 am
this is hilarious. this is the old school shit burners USED to come up with. wish i woulda thought of it….
February 20, 2012 10:16 pm
I think its legit!
February 20, 2012 8:48 pm
thank you!- so sad – yet so funny
February 20, 2012 8:44 pm
so much to digest…gives me heart bernie
February 20, 2012 5:17 pm
Oh dear Crazy Bernie, This is good stuff.
February 20, 2012 2:49 pm
absolutely epic!
February 20, 2012 7:06 am
House music turned me on
February 20, 2012 6:25 am
The while ticket mess was a disaster! You are a beacon of light in this storm, reminding us all what being a burner is truly about!!
February 20, 2012 6:24 am
I have angel tears because I don’t have BernieManTix
February 20, 2012 5:04 am
Hello. alex
February 20, 2012 2:16 am
I love you. SO MUCH.
See you at home.
February 19, 2012 11:22 pm
You are a god among men.
- pvh
February 19, 2012 9:27 pm
Just as soon as I make it back out there, party is on ME! All the sparkle ponies are welcome to come frolic. The party will be at 12:00 and trash fence, but you can’t show up in a car, because if you do, the party will scatter. Spread the werd. Night of the Burn
There’s going to be both large and small scale art AND dubstep dj’s!!!!
February 19, 2012 9:07 pm
Thanks a so needed a good Burning Man laugh right about now. This is great so funning.
February 19, 2012 8:49 pm
Why do I feel luckier about this then I did the lottery?
February 19, 2012 8:36 pm
I am so glad you were born
February 19, 2012 6:29 pm
What does “mostly absolutely free” mean?
February 19, 2012 5:41 pm
I ordered an el-wire suit, my goggles and some furry chaps from Crazy Bernie! This is my first year on the playa and I am so excited to come home! I laminated all of the ten principals on a handy index card for all my campmates – and I plan on giving them away too as gifts for the new family and friends I will meet. Thanks Crazy Bernie for making my first burn possible!
February 19, 2012 10:03 pm
I couldn’t find where to order products. I need a few things too – where was the store?
February 19, 2012 10:08 pm
Hahahaha
February 19, 2012 5:10 pm
ROCK ON CRAZY BERNIE!!
February 19, 2012 4:54 pm
Thanks for the Steampunk coat, hat and goggles Bernie!
February 19, 2012 4:34 pm
Bernie……you are the shot in the arm that was needed! But you are one crazy Fucker!
Keep up the good work! You remind me of my congressman.
February 19, 2012 2:42 pm
Haven’t been since there was about 500-700 people the first few events of the freedom. Would love to see how it has progressed. Those days it was just free as long as you showed up ! Thank you form the chance.
February 19, 2012 8:48 am
Can someone enter me so that they can win me a ticket .. pulleeezzzeee
February 19, 2012 6:35 am
This is so cool! I love a good deal. What is Burning Man?
February 19, 2012 4:47 am
Shane Sheppard @ Far Arden Recordings entering
To win burning man ticket
Thank you so much
February 19, 2012 4:33 am
Crazy Bernie is an Israeli gangster from Queens. He totally killed a guy once.
February 19, 2012 2:27 am
Man, that Crazy Bernie is one baaaaaaaaaaaad mutha— SHUT YO MOUTH!
February 19, 2012 1:56 am
But how do you do it? Low overhead? High volume? Lost your lease?
February 19, 2012 1:54 am
Thank you for putting a smile on my face, and hope in my heart…;ernie, you’re the best!
xo
KD
February 19, 2012 1:00 am
there’s hope springing eternal…YEAH!
February 19, 2012 12:17 am
I have a 1983 Dodge van that’s running rough. We’ve replaced the cap and distributor, but it hasn’t helped. I’m wondering if it’s the carburetor. I put in a new air filter, but I’m still only getting about 8 mpg. Any suggestions?
February 19, 2012 1:27 am
Well, it depends on whether the truck still has original paint Flippy. But first, you should check the air in the tires.
February 19, 2012 1:21 pm
THis IS Sound Advice Flippy. My ’79 Cougar didn’t run right til I got a fresh coat of paint at Macco. Way to be on it Foxxx! Keeping the Blog detail Oriented!
Bernie.
February 19, 2012 2:20 pm
Wow, the Bernie Mann speaks!!!! Right On. Your blog is way better than that Bernie the purple dinosaur blog next door. I gotta tell ‘ya, your cougar is older than my cougar, but I gave mine a lube job and though I can’t stop her from getting too hot, she still rides fast and smooth the second I turn her on..
February 19, 2012 2:24 pm
But as long as you’re here Bernie, I’ll take one of those Beta videos about the Chicago House dance party, an el wire suit, some woven hair extensions, and two of those dub step D.J.s. Keep up the awesomeness of your being Bernie.
February 18, 2012 11:33 pm
Hey Bernie, got any deals on lost cameras or iPods? Let me know.
February 18, 2012 11:13 pm
Aaugh my eyes!
Everything’s magenta now!
February 18, 2012 10:46 pm
This is absolutely hilarious…. I don’t care if it’s a scam. It’s worth dropping my email for the chance of more follow up funny…
February 18, 2012 10:06 pm
Thanks for the chance, Bernie. Keep your big ol’ sausage fingers away from them butcher knives, ya loon!
cheers
February 18, 2012 9:59 pm
I love you. I lost on the lotto and can’t take my love to the biggest mindfuck ever, but at least I can find home on the web.
February 18, 2012 9:37 pm
Shouldn’t it be BUrnie?
February 18, 2012 9:22 pm
of course loved the video and equally in wonder how you have 10′s of thousand BM tickets when they only had around 60,000.00 – where do your tickets come from and triple of course – great to be giving them away for FREE
February 18, 2012 9:16 pm
i knew Burning Man was run by old jews…
it aint the heat baby, it’s the Humanity…oy, i mean Yo.
February 18, 2012 9:04 pm
Brilliant. Don’t do the final draw until a week before the event! Kill the scalpers!
February 18, 2012 8:52 pm
Haha, love this! Here’s hoping I win some
February 18, 2012 8:29 pm
Bernie, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
February 18, 2012 8:29 pm
That’s CRAZY and AWESOME!
February 18, 2012 8:27 pm
I want to see the google analytics stats for this page SO BAD.
February 18, 2012 7:38 pm
Laughing my ass off!!! I’m gonna put a Crazy Bernie pic at the roller disco this year
February 20, 2012 4:02 pm
Free drink for Bernie fans!! ….
February 18, 2012 7:36 pm
Don’t job your day quit
February 18, 2012 7:32 pm
Bernie is a lot of fun
February 18, 2012 5:32 pm
WHAT!!!!!!!! No Ginsu knives, a free organic pot brownie with every ticket?? This guy is a rip-off.
February 18, 2012 3:16 pm
Bernie Mann is a modern day Jesus Christ but with better fashion sense and a hell of a lot sexier
February 18, 2012 1:12 pm
Love this!!!! This shit IS Burning Man!
February 18, 2012 10:49 am
You guys remind all the scummy scampers that burning man is about magic and community not profiting from others misfortune
February 18, 2012 9:15 am
Genius. All of it. The video, the facebook page, the domain name.
February 18, 2012 7:36 am
Hey All!!! It’s Bernie!
Hello?….
HELLO?>>>>>
F*#@ing Web Dick Said this CHat would be working by now.
Screw it, ………
WIN TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 19, 2012 4:57 pm
Burning Man ticket for one Million Dollars!
http://blog.artasmoney.com/art-as-money/burning-man-ticket-for-a-million/
February 19, 2012 8:27 pm
Hey Bernie! I saw your video on Youtube and it seems like Burning Man is such a cool place to party, dude! We all wanna get some tickets and go. How many extra tickets do you have?
Party On!
February 20, 2012 3:15 am
where in the world did this come from? thanks for showing what BM is about….. NOT profit. giveing in order to keep giving but have it come back around the right way. thank you for being a good example